Introducing the sneak peek of marvelous guardians of the galaxy
So long, Earth.
Nice visiting, but we got a galaxy to guard.
Overweight? How can we be overweight?
I am Groot./ Beats me./ I know nothing./ It's a real puzzler.
Drax the Destroyer must feed.
On a lifetime supply of corn dogs?
Do you know how hard it is to get a full-body workout in space?
What? Duct tape is the stuff that binds the universe together.
It's also the stuff whose weight binds us to Earth's gravity.
We have to jettison it.
My duct tape saves lives.
You wanna chuck dead weight, how about...
I don't know... Gamora's actual weights?
My weights are vital to my training.
And I've saved more lives than tape.
Speaking of which
They don't even use these cassette tapes on your planet anymore, Quill.
Why did you buy them?
They were a bargain.
None shall remove my corn dogs!
Keep your paws off my duct tape!
I am not giving up my synthpop gold collection!
I am Groot!
What do you mean we're losing altitude?
He means the ship is rapidly plummeting back to the planet's surface.
I know what he means!
Dump it!
All of it?
Drax will have his corn dogs!
Well, that's everything.
Not quite.
Wait! Let me keep Men Without Hats!
Who knew they had a second hit?
We're still losing altitude!
Come on, bud. You're gonna have to chuck your stuff, too.
I am Groot.
Hey, we all gotta make sacrifices.
I am Groot.
If we survive this crash, will I have time to purchase more corn dogs?
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